Not technically screenshots, but...

[Gwynnion]

... the fact of the matter is, Jerry likes polymorph a little TOO much. Seriously. He was caught in our local K-Mart the other night on a daaate. I think it's time for an intervention, before he tries to buy me a wool nightie.

[Dan]

I think it's this months winner. Never better cough up 100g for you!

[Ratt]

So many think should be said, "biting my lips until they bleeeeeeed"... LMFAO

Also, im not sure if i should call the Cops or PETA? mmmm

Ratt